Old fart #1, af­ter an­oth­er ex­its bus: Did you hear that old fart? ‘Damn cell phones! Ough­ta be il­le­gal…’ I was talk­ing low! Not both­er­ing him!
Old fart #2: Mmm-hm­mm.
Old fart #1: Hey, the 92nd Street Y — that’s where I saw my first naked woman!
Old fart #2: When was that?
Old fart #1: When I was 46! … Nah, when I was 16 — draw­ing class… They were nurs­es.

–Bus, 86th St

Over­heard by: ste­phie