Chick #1: Hey, did you hear? Paris Hilton’s go­ing back to jail.
Chick #2: Re­al­ly? That’s hi­lar­i­ous.
Chick #1: That’s hor­ri­ble! She’s a de­cent hu­man be­ing who just needs some re­ha­bil­i­ta­tion!
Chick #2: What the fuck is wrong with you, you dip­shit?

–42nd & 5th

Over­heard by: Kris­ten