Asian boy: Why are you wear­ing a belt over your shirt?
Asian girl: I don’t know. I like the way it looks.
Asian boy: Belts are sup­posed to hold your pants up. It can’t hold any­thing up if it’s over your shirt.
Asian girl: It’s fash­ion, okay?! My god!
Asian boy: … I hope your pants fall down!

–Stuyvesant High

Over­heard by: she was wear­ing a skirt