Girl: …yeah, I can’t wait. He is kin­da cute.
Guy: Oh yeah?
Girl: Yeah, in a sort of “fuck me hard, fuck me now” kind of way. But that’s what I’m look­ing for right now.

20 min. lat­er:

Guy: I re­al­ly like him. He is a good guy.
Girl: He’s an al­co­holic and in­sane! He’s great though, I like him too.

–2 train

Chick: I just have to go home and mas­tur­bate tonight. An or­gasm would feel so good right now.

–42nd Street sta­tion

Over­heard by: The Orig­i­nal Dan­ger