Tourist girl to friend: Oh my god, peo­ple are to­tal­ly go­ing to know we’re from Boston when they hear our ac­cents!
Guy sweep­ing cig­a­rette butts: No, peo­ple are go­ing to know you’re from Boston when they hear you freak out and call the bomb squad over one of our elec­tron­ic ads.

–49th & 9th

Over­heard by: guy who dropped a cou­ple of the cig­a­rette butts