20-ish girl: Dammit, why aren’t you com­ing to my par­ty?
20-ish guy: I told you — I have to go to DC that night with my fam­i­ly.
20-ish girl: How am I go­ing to show off my ter­ri­bly at­trac­tive boyfriend to all my oth­er less-at­trac­tive boyfriends if you’re not go­ing to be there?!

–L train