Fa­ther: Will you be in to­mor­row?
Techie #1: Un­for­tu­nate­ly, no, sir.
Fa­ther: Well, then who will I yell at if any­thing goes wrong with the com­put­er?
Techie #2: You could al­ways yell at me, sir!
Daugh­ter, un­cer­tain: … Do you… like to be yelled at?

–Cir­cuit City, Union Square