Girl: What I really want is a guy who is kind of skinny and almost homosexual.
Fat male passerby: I can be that guy!

–14th & 2nd

Headline by: h

Runners-Up:
· “But One Who Isn’t a Scientologist and Didn’t Star in the “Mission Impossible” Movies” — Hostrauser
· “Drew Carey Believes He’s a Hipster.” — Stephalee
· “I Can Be Seven Of That Guy” — Belvedere Jones
· “I’m Not Skinny, but I’m All the Way Homosexual – it Balances Out.” — KarenD
· “It Was Rosie O’Donnell” — Jess K.

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