JAP: Wait… So, does that mean I was pregnant?

–Bloomingdales

Overheard by: Alyson Leigh

Ghetto chick on cell: I think it’s a bad idea to be friends with a girl who’s pregnant. It might just rub off on you!

–M104 bus

Overheard by: Derrick

Jamaican queer to fag hag: You need to button that up or you gonna end up pregnant!

–W 44th St

Overheard by: Ivan

Black guy to white man and white preggers wife: Yo, you got her all knocked up!

–Washington Square

Overheard by: phia

Man saying good-bye to gal pals: Get pregnant!

–Spring & Crosby

Overheard by: Lillian