Col­lege boy #1: So, I went to this com­e­dy club last night to see some friend’s rou­tine..
Col­lege boy #2: Yeah?
Col­lege boy #1: Yeah. They were pret­ty good, but these girls al­so did a rou­tine, and girls are nev­er fun­ny. And these girls were fat, too, so there was just re­al­ly no up­side to it.
Col­lege boy #2: Right.

–Dodge Fit­ness Cen­ter, Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty