Suit #1: She had a fat ass with a big skank mark.
Suit #2: A what?
Suit #1: One of those skanky over-the-ass tat­toos.
Woman next to them, ir­ri­tat­ed: That’s called a god­dess tat­too.
Suit #1: God­dess of what? Ass fuck­ing?
Suit #2: A Greek god­dess! [He and Suit #1 laugh.]Suit #3, to woman: Sor­ry about these guys. Can I buy you a drink?

–Igua­na Bar