Hobo: Any­one have any spare change or med­i­cine for lice?

–Christo­pher St. sta­tion

Over­heard by: Matthew Dyke

Hobo: Ex­cuse me, ex­cuse me, sir, do you have change for a 12?

–West 4th Street

Singing hobo: I just spilled, I just spilled, I just spilled my black­ber­ry brand-ayyyy.

–14th St. & 6th Ave.

Over­heard by: wayne mitchell