Fratboy: They’re going to tear that building down, because it’s seriously decrapitated. I mean, just totally decrapitated.
Girl on cell: He’s going to hell and I don’t even care. He’s going to die and I’m fine with it.
–Houston & 1st Ave.
Guy: My mom was going through menopause, and I could totally relate.
–Lafayette & 3rd St.
Overheard by: Tedd