Man: You got the pret­ti­est laugh I’ve ever heard!
Pret­ty girl: Aw…
Man: If you pee on me, I’ll let you laugh a lot more!
Pret­ty girl: Oh. I was go­ing to say that was the sweet­est cat­call I’ve ever heard, but then…

–Mul­ber­ry & Spring

Over­heard by: has that ever worked for you?