Bus dri­ver: Due to cir­cum­stances be­yond our con­trol, Van­der­bilt will be the last stop on the bus.
Pas­sen­gers: [Gasp] Oh, no!
Bus dri­ver: And now that I know the PA sys­tem works, I was just jok­ing. This bus will be go­ing the full route. [A few min­utes lat­er] If you are with some­body, please have them sit on your lap. If not, in­tro­duce your­self.

–Crowd­ed B38 bus

Over­heard by: kit­ty