Girl #1: I am not a slut! You’re the slut in this friend­ship! We agreed on this!
Girl #2: Okay, fine, you’re not a slut… But you were strad­dling him.

–E train

Head­line by: DanaL­ishs

Run­ners-Up:
· “I Think She Said It Best” — Lalaith
· “I Thought I Was the Slut and You Were the Gut­ter Slut?” — Mol­ly
· “I Was Just Evening the Score. You’re Too Far Ahead.” — Jen M.
· “Mary Kate and Ash­ley, Drunk Again” — Mikey G.
· “Now Go Back to Munch­ing My Box” — K to that B
· “With My Pinkie Out. Like a La­dy.” — Court­ney from Arkansas
· “Yeah, but On­ly His Face” — Ja­son

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