Girl #1: I am not a slut! You’re the slut in this friendship! We agreed on this!
Girl #2: Okay, fine, you’re not a slut… But you were straddling him.

–E train

Headline by: DanaLishs

Runners-Up:
· “I Think She Said It Best” — Lalaith
· “I Thought I Was the Slut and You Were the Gutter Slut?” — Molly
· “I Was Just Evening the Score. You’re Too Far Ahead.” — Jen M.
· “Mary Kate and Ashley, Drunk Again” — Mikey G.
· “Now Go Back to Munching My Box” — K to that B
· “With My Pinkie Out. Like a Lady.” — Courtney from Arkansas
· “Yeah, but Only His Face” — Jason

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