Bus rid­er, af­ter bus de­tours: Hey, I want­ed to get off at 106th! [Dri­ver is silent. Pas­sen­ger ap­proach­es him an­gri­ly.] Did you hear me? I want to get off this bus. Now! [Dri­ver still silent.] Let me off this bus!
Bus dri­ver: I’m gonna stop this bus when I feel like stop­pin’ this bus, and then you are go­ing to walk back to wher­ev­er you need to walk back to! I’m late and I ain’t stop­pin’!
Tamer rid­er min­utes lat­er, 12 blocks since last stop: Can you please tell us when you might be stop­ping this bus again?
Bus dri­ver: [Si­lence.]

–Bus #104, 108th & Am­s­ter­dam

Over­heard by: Hu­mored Mid­west tourist