Lit­tle girl: Grand­ma, do peo­ple ac­tu­al­ly live in New York City?
Grand­ma: Yes, lots of peo­ple live in New York City.
Lit­tle girl, con­fused: But… don’t they all not speak Amer­i­can?
Grand­ma: You’re right, most of them speak Span­ish.

–Penn Sta­tion