Hobo: Let me sit in your lap and belch like a naughty girl!
Young man: Okay, now I’m freaked out.

–23rd & 6th

Overheard by: Zed

Headline by: tab

Runners-Up:
· “But That’s Just The Acid. Have A Seat!” — Lalaith
· “But Not Sufficiently So to Decline Your Generous Offer” — andy
· “Dad, Im Getting to Old for That!!” — not again!
· “Go Home, Britney.” — EKC
· “It Sucks to Be New York Santa” — aileen
· “Please Go Back to Humping My Leg.” — Dennis
· “The Fairy God Hobo Can Make All Your Dreams Come True…” — Uulargh of the Prairie

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