Chick: My boyfriend told me that we should­n’t keep our bank ac­counts to­geth­er any­more. That way, when he bought the ring it would come out of his mon­ey, not our mon­ey.
Cowork­er: Awww, that’s sweet! What did you say?
Chick: I said that was a good idea… Which it is, be­cause we’ll have to do it even­tu­al­ly when we break up. There is no way I’m gonna mar­ry him.

–Vesey & West Side Hwy

Over­heard by: On the pe­riph­ery