At­tor­ney: Are there any ac­tiv­i­ties you were able to do pri­or to the ac­ci­dent that you can no longer do?
Wit­ness: [In­audi­ble, then] Pong.
At­tor­ney: I’m sor­ry, did you say, ‘beer pong’?

–Mid­town law firm

Over­heard by: Amused in­tern