Cashier: In 20 min­utes I can go home… Go home and play some video games.
Mid­dle-aged la­dy cus­tomer: Yay!
Cashier: Ei­ther that or drink.
Mid­dle-aged la­dy cus­tomer: Why not both?
Cashier: Well, then my mom will yell at me in the morn­ing.

–Dou­glas­ton Wald­baum’s, Queens

Over­heard by: Teen Girl #1