Girl on cell: I’m get­ting on the train now, so I’ll be there soon. Just wait for me on the cor­ner and smoke some­thing.

–Times Square

Over­heard by: De­von

Smok­er chick: I lose lighters like I lose men.

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: RENT­head

Nerd: I don’t even like smok­ing. I just like feel­ing like an ar­ro­gant jerk.

–LIRR to Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Heather Ba­harestani

Man to friends: I mean, I don’t know about him. He does­n’t play sports, he does­n’t drink, smoke or do drugs… What kind of a life is that?

–Man­hat­tan-bound M train

Over­heard by: amazed

Hip­ster: The Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty would be so much cool­er if she had a cig­a­rette.

–D train

Over­heard by: di­ano­ra