Drunk white dude: We saw this fuckin’ rat in our pantry, so I whis­per over to my room­mate, ‘Dude, dude! There’s a fuck­ing rat in the pantry!’ So I, like, grab a but­ter knife and shit, and like, I stabbed it! I fuckin’ stabbed that fuckin’ rat!
Black chick: Wow! Did you kill it?
Drunk white dude: Nah, it like, bled a lot and shit, so we threw it in the dump­ster. I tried to, like, smash its skull, but I could­n’t do it.
Drunk white girl, not part of their con­ver­sa­tion: Shut the fuck up!

–8th St sta­tion