Roomie #1: Why is this non-slip grip on the new tam­pon ads such a big deal? When do I re­al­ly need some su­per non-slip grip sport tam­pon?
Roomie #2: You know, when you’re un­der wa­ter.
Roomie #1: Un­der wa­ter?! I am not the Lit­tle Mer­maid!

–Ford­ham Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: a con­fused roo­mate #3