Girl #1: Re­mem­ber at that par­ty when that strip­per picked up a dol­lar bill with her pussy lips?
Girl #2: Ohhh, yeah — that was­n’t a strip­per. That was a full-on whore.

–77th & 1st

Over­heard by: mjg

Head­line by: clink

Run­ners-Up:
· “… and It Was­n’t a Dol­lar Bill. That Was a Full-on Pe­nis” — Caro
· “Amer­i­ca DOES Have Tal­ent” — Staci Lynn
· “Be­cause I Saw That Thing Give Change” — nicky c.
· “But We Call Her Aunt Gladys” — Mark Paul
· “I Was Just Shocked She Did It through Her Jeans.” — SAtCW
· “Kind Of Like the Dif­fer­ence Be­tween Mau­ry Povich and Springer” — alana lan­da

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