Girl #1: Remember at that party when that stripper picked up a dollar bill with her pussy lips?
Girl #2: Ohhh, yeah — that wasn’t a stripper. That was a full-on whore.

–77th & 1st

Overheard by: mjg

Headline by: clink

Runners-Up:
· “… and It Wasn’t a Dollar Bill. That Was a Full-on Penis” — Caro
· “America DOES Have Talent” — Staci Lynn
· “Because I Saw That Thing Give Change” — nicky c.
· “But We Call Her Aunt Gladys” — Mark Paul
· “I Was Just Shocked She Did It through Her Jeans.” — SAtCW
· “Kind Of Like the Difference Between Maury Povich and Springer” — alana landa

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