Guy: My wife is just a hoot. She just tries and tries to undermine me.

–Craft, E. 19th Street

Girl: She’s into God and stuff like that. I hate that shit.

–C train

Overheard by: jason steinhauer 

Slut: …all I know is that it’s $40,000 and you’ve gotta buy him breakfast in the morning. 

–Dock’s Oyster Bar, 40th & 3rd

Overheard by: Greg Rutter