Preppy chick: She’s lucky that she’s so beautiful that she can have a name like ‘Agnes.’
–12th & Park Ave South
Overheard by: fey
Hipster chick: Hey! I didn’t know it was you — you look so pretty!
Overheard by: triphere
Man, to no one: The federal government is after the woman. You know why? Because she breeds, dammit! But she’s gonna get old, and I’m not paying child support! If a woman is so beautiful, then why can’t she use the toilet?
Woman on cell: That ho said my baby girl was beautiful! I said, ‘I know she beautiful — I made that bitch!’
–Tompkins Square Park
Overheard by: Robbie
Mom to four-year-old daughter: I do not need you telling me I’m not beautiful on the inside!
Overheard by: Kates
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