Barista #1: Dude, that would be awe­some.
Barista #2: That’s crap. That would look stu­pid, and I will give you 50 bucks if you find me one!
Barista #1: Deal.
Cus­tomer: What are you guys talk­ing about?
Barista #2: Hu­man chee­tah man.

–Tea Lounge, Union St