Columbia student on cell: Man, I need Spring Break so bad. I need it more than I needed to mess around with that suicidal chick last weekend.
–W 114th St
Overheard by: arthur digby sellars
Middle-aged lady on cell: Well, does Mom know about this? … That’s not a suicide pact, Dad, it’s a murder-suicide.
–Smith & Baltic, Brooklyn
Old suburban lady: Well, maybe I should try killing myself for once!
Overheard by: Ian
Teen to friend, enthusiastically: Let’s hold hands and skip and tell him to go kill himself!
–Henderson Ave, Staten Island
Overheard by: Green Star
Old guy: Guy is holding up traffic for five hours because he wants to jump off the George Washington Bridge. You wanna kill yourself, take a bottle of pills!
Overheard by: sara n.
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