Man to cry­ing woman he just chased down the street: What did you want me to do?! Lie and say that you’re a good writer?

–25th & Madi­son

Over­heard by: Jo­ce­lyn

Chick to friend: But I on­ly lie when I know no one will find out!

–Union Square

Kid to friends, re­peat­ed­ly: Yo — an­i­mals… They don’t know how to lie.

–6th St, be­tween 1st Ave & Ave A

Over­heard by: an­tho­ny rec­chia

Bim­bette: Yeah, I’ve been to hun­dreds of Catholic church­es… I still lie.

–St. Patrick­’s Cathe­dral

Over­heard by: are you proud of this?