Man to crying woman he just chased down the street: What did you want me to do?! Lie and say that you’re a good writer?

–25th & Madison

Overheard by: Jocelyn

Chick to friend: But I only lie when I know no one will find out!

–Union Square

Kid to friends, repeatedly: Yo — animals… They don’t know how to lie.

–6th St, between 1st Ave & Ave A

Overheard by: anthony recchia

Bimbette: Yeah, I’ve been to hundreds of Catholic churches… I still lie.

–St. Patrick’s Cathedral

Overheard by: are you proud of this?