Man to crying woman he just chased down the street: What did you want me to do?! Lie and say that you’re a good writer?
–25th & Madison
Overheard by: Jocelyn
Chick to friend: But I only lie when I know no one will find out!
Kid to friends, repeatedly: Yo — animals… They don’t know how to lie.
–6th St, between 1st Ave & Ave A
Overheard by: anthony recchia
Bimbette: Yeah, I’ve been to hundreds of Catholic churches… I still lie.
–St. Patrick’s Cathedral
Overheard by: are you proud of this?