Comedy hawker: Don’t be afraid, folks. I’m just a friendly black guy, and if you buy tickets from me, I promise not to talk shit about you when you leave!

–Outside McDonald’s, 42nd St

Overheard by: Geneva

Young entrepreneur: Cold beer here! Cold water here! We gots the loosies! We got cold loosies, we got things I can’t say out loud…

–Cony Island

AM New York guy: Free AM New York! Some things in New York are free, folks! When I first came here I got my butt kicked. That was free!

–34th & 7th

Metro paper guy: Free fans! Free Metro fans! Free fans!

–35th & 9th

Overheard by: That’s all they’re good for

Girl handing out posters: Free paper cuts! Free paper cuts! Anyone? Free paper cuts!

–Zune: Live at the BBQ concert

Overheard by: passed on the poster

Another Metro paper guy: Metro! Free paper! Karl Rove leaves White House to form his own Nazi party!

–33rd & Park

Overheard by: beestiegirl

Comedy flyer guy: Live comedy! Do not take this flyer! Good job!

–Times Square

Overheard by: MissPinkKate