Comedy hawker: Don’t be afraid, folks. I’m just a friendly black guy, and if you buy tickets from me, I promise not to talk shit about you when you leave!
–Outside McDonald’s, 42nd St
Overheard by: Geneva
Young entrepreneur: Cold beer here! Cold water here! We gots the loosies! We got cold loosies, we got things I can’t say out loud…
AM New York guy: Free AM New York! Some things in New York are free, folks! When I first came here I got my butt kicked. That was free!
–34th & 7th
Metro paper guy: Free fans! Free Metro fans! Free fans!
–35th & 9th
Overheard by: That’s all they’re good for
Girl handing out posters: Free paper cuts! Free paper cuts! Anyone? Free paper cuts!
–Zune: Live at the BBQ concert
Overheard by: passed on the poster
Another Metro paper guy: Metro! Free paper! Karl Rove leaves White House to form his own Nazi party!
–33rd & Park
Overheard by: beestiegirl
Comedy flyer guy: Live comedy! Do not take this flyer! Good job!
Overheard by: MissPinkKate