Excited 50-ish dad to toddler: Come over here, Jameson! Hey, Jameson, we’re going to go get some beer! C’mon!
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Late-20s chick to 10-year-old girl: You really shouldn’t be drinking…
–74th & Broadway
Eight-year-old boy to older brother: This lemonade smells like alcohol. It has an alcoholic after-taste. Yum!
–TGI Fridays, 54th & Lex
Man to wife: There is nothing funnier than a drunken two-year-old.
Overheard by: Lee Harvey
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