Dealer: I got ecstacy, I got crystal meth, I got hydro…OK, y’all have a nice holiday.

–Washington Square park

Overheard by: Mark Asch

Street Preacher: Have you found Jesus?!
Guy #1: Why? Did you lose him?
Street Preacher: Have you found your Lord, our Savior, Jesus Christ?
Guy #2: Next time, try using better fucking nails!

–42nd & 8th

Overheard by: eb

Guy: I think her Easter eggs say “Satan” on them.

–27th Street office