Guy: They’re George Strait jeans.
Girl: I love George Strait. He’s a hot­tie.
Guy: He on­ly gives his name to the best.
Girl: Did­n’t he give his name to that trac­tor place?
Guy: It must have been the best trac­tor.

–NYU Law com­mons area, W. 3rd St.

Over­heard by: Mic­ah Prude