Thugged-out camp coun­selor: Twen­ty dol­lars to get in?! This place bet­ter have an open bar ‘n’ some shit!

–Bronx Zoo

Over­heard by: EthanK

Dude: Yo, this con­ver­sa­tion is way too in­tel­lec­tu­al. Let’s go — I just wan­na get drunk and find some hos…

–56th & 8th

Over­heard by: JGT

30-ish dude on cell: Yeah, he was so drunk he tried to pay the tab with his health in­sur­ance card. Then he got mad when they would­n’t take it.

–43rd & 9th

Guy on phone: That bar sounds aw­ful. I’ll be right there!

–53rd & 3rd