Hip­ster guy: So I called him and he was like, ‘My mom is here!’ and I was like, ‘Can you bring her with you?‘
Hip­ster girl: Yeah, I don’t know… I’m not sure I could do it.
Hip­ster guy: Re­al­ly? Yeah, some­times it’s not worth the trou­ble. Just some­thing fun to do every once in a while when you’re bored… I mean, the last time I fucked a 16-year-old was when I was… twen­ty-two?

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Jor­dan