Hipster guy: So I called him and he was like, ‘My mom is here!’ and I was like, ‘Can you bring her with you?‘
Hipster girl: Yeah, I don’t know… I’m not sure I could do it.
Hipster guy: Really? Yeah, sometimes it’s not worth the trouble. Just something fun to do every once in a while when you’re bored… I mean, the last time I fucked a 16-year-old was when I was… twenty-two?
Overheard by: Jordan
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