Cus­tomer, im­pa­tient­ly: Give me an iced cof­fee. And make it with steamed milk.
Shop as­sis­tant: Iced cof­fee? With steamed milk?
Cus­tomer: What, you can’t do that? Okay, okay — make it a reg­u­lar cof­fee with steamed milk, then.

–Cof­fee shop, Bleeck­er St

Over­heard by: Nic Oa­tridge