Guy, as David Wright comes up to bat and sta­di­um erupts with cheers: Oooh, all the girls want David Wright.
Girl­friend: He’s pret­ty good-look­ing… He’s a hot­tie.
Guy: I’d to­tal­ly do him… Yep, I would fuck David Wright even if he was­n’t on the Mets.

–Shea Sta­di­um

Over­heard by: Mov­ing a few rows back…