Man to friend: … And then she put her pussy on my head.
–W 4th & 7th
Overheard by: Shaggy
Large black lady to friends: I mean, her vagina was fuckin’ huge! You could put a whole fist in that thing!
–W 4th & 6th
Overheard by: Sophia Casanova
Teen girl on cell: I really wanted to be like, ‘Listen, bud — this isn’t working, so can you please remove your fingers from my vagina?’
–B1 bus stop, Bensonhurst
Female: I think my vagina is malfunctioning.
–E 112th St
Overheard by: Mine, too
Loud guy to male friend: There’s something about a vagina that just makes you evil! No offense.
–4th & Mercer
Overheard by: none taken
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