Man to friend: … And then she put her pussy on my head.

–W 4th & 7th

Overheard by: Shaggy

Large black lady to friends: I mean, her vagina was fuckin’ huge! You could put a whole fist in that thing!

–W 4th & 6th

Overheard by: Sophia Casanova

Teen girl on cell: I really wanted to be like, ‘Listen, bud — this isn’t working, so can you please remove your fingers from my vagina?’

–B1 bus stop, Bensonhurst

Female: I think my vagina is malfunctioning.

–E 112th St

Overheard by: Mine, too

Loud guy to male friend: There’s something about a vagina that just makes you evil! No offense.

–4th & Mercer

Overheard by: none taken