Black chick #1: When are we gonna take off?
Black chick #2: First we have to taxi down to the run­way. Then we have to wait our turn. Then we go re­al fast ’til we get air­borne. I know avi­a­tion, bitch.

–Jet­Blue flight to Ft. Laud­erdale

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry