14-year-old black boy: Can we get off this block? I hate this block! I hate cops!
11-year-old black boy: Why?
14-year-old black boy: Because it’s in black people’s nature to hate cops.
11-year-old black boy, after long pause: So, you want to be a cop?

–123rd & 8th

Overheard by: Tanya

Headline by: kai

Runners-Up:
· “And Before the Session’s Over Let’s Talk About How You Hate Yo Momma ’cause She So Fat.” — JohnnyB
· “Fuck It. You Wanna Play Robbers and Robbers?” — La Libertad
· “If They Can Beat You, Join ’em” — Sim Etrias
· “Look What It Did for Ice T” — Otter

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