Receptionist: It takes two shots to bring down a bengal tiger! Two!

–20^th Street office

Overheard by: Animal 

Chick on cell: Oh, so honey, they aren’t actually tents for dogs; they’re just tiny display tents for the large ones.

–North Face, 73^rd & Broadway

Woman: She feeds chickens to other chickens. It’s gross. It’s like, if there was a husband and wife, she would chop up the husband and feed him to the wife.

−−1÷9 train