Nurse to hobo next to her: Aw, hell no! You fucking stink! [She pulls out a can of air freshener and hoses him down.]
Asian kid to another: It’s hard and watery, and if my pockets reek of ass, I’ma kill you!
–D train, Brooklyn
Overheard by: sitting behind them
Little boy: Now I know why it smells like urine everywhere!
Man: It smells like an STD in here.
Irish lad: A man’s baseball cap should always stink a wee bit.
–U‑Haul rental place, Broadway
Overheard by: Kerry
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