Old man: I don’t even like taking the subway anymore because the tiling is so disgusting.

–28th Street station

Overheard by: Nico Westerdale 

Guy: Every time I see him, I want to wash myself.

–South Street seaport

Queer on cell: Whores! You are W‑H-O-R‑E dash I‑B-L‑E. That’s what you are. You’re whore-ible.

–50th between 8th & 9th