Old man to two-year old: Man, talking to you is like fucking talking to a brick wall.
Overheard by: trieze
Old man in power wheelchair: Move, motherfuckers, unless you want some rubber up yo’ ass.
Overheard by: Deniz G
Old guy: In the Boy Scouts they tell you to pray and… put your testicles on ice.
–W 58th & 9th Ave
Overheard by: Jon A.
Old lady: You turn around and say ‘Excuse me’ or I’ll punch your fucking face in!
–42nd St and 5th Ave
Old man: … And all these bikes keep running red lights. I just wish I had a big stick — I would shove it through their spokes!
–2nd Ave station
Old bitter woman to husband: I don’t understand sex.
–72nd & 2nd
Overheard by: imsorry