Scottish chick on cell: He’s sort of like the John Tesh of tonsils, isn’t he?

–60th & 1st

Overheard by: zunshyn 

Guy: I think I know enough about compound plastic to perform basic dentistry. 

−−1÷9 train

Overheard by: Kathryn Galloway 

Tech kid: I can, like, smell which microphone you’re using.

–NYU Education building, Washington Square east