Guy #1: Aw…
Guy #2: What hap­pened?
Guy #1: That Ter­ri Schi­a­vo, the one with the feed­ing tube. She died.
Guy #2: Yeah, that’s too bad…I won­der what would hap­pen if you were to blow air through the feed­ing tube. Do you think she would fart?

–The West­min­ster lob­by, 20th & 7th