Awk­ward French Casano­va: Ex­cuse me?
Chick in huge sun­glass­es: What?
Awk­ward French Casano­va: Your neck­lace — it is a bat?
Chick in huge sun­glass­es: Yeah.
Awk­ward French Casano­va: You like bats?
Chick in huge sun­glass­es: Yeah.
Awk­ward French Casano­va: And your sun­glass­es — are they heavy?
Chick in huge sun­glass­es: Nope.
Awk­ward French Casano­va: Ah. And I see you–
Chick­’s friend, in­ter­rupt­ing: –Will you shut the fuck up?!

–1 train

Over­heard by: free­dom fries?