Lady suit: Every time I get on the subway there’s always some freak of nature sitting there. I wish they’d do something about that!
–34th & 7th
Dorky teen boy: This is the subway station?! Wow!
–2nd floor, Port Authority
Overheard by: JoBell
Lady suit: If you smoke enough pot, the B Train becomes the Hogwarts Express!
Overheard by: jaded
Blonde: I’ve only ever taken the shuttle from Grand Central to Times Square. I’ve never gone East on it. I don’t know how.
Overheard by: minerfa
Dad to young son as doors close: Come on, come on, come on! [He holds the closing doors, and they make it inside.] Um, don’t ever do that.
Overheard by: dianora
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